The Social Engineer

Even when they are in character, they are true to form.  The letter reads:

Dear Will, 

Firstly, I would like to thank you for the opportunities afforded mer by participation in the “glee” club.

The desire to have a sense of belonging - at the cost of my self-respect, dignity, and of all things normal, that lead me to your door step in the first place, has been replaced with a longing for the greener pastimes where I am quite unhindered and flourish among the truly sublime.

Therefore: